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Despite precautions, another suicide at Foxconn

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The workers here at Foxconn Jinan work 12 hours a day, six days a week.  They’re denied health coverage, pensions and other benefits.  There’s no overtime pay and minimal job security.  Things are so bad that last week, barely six months after it opened, Foxconn Jinan saw its first worker suicide.

“And that’s why we don’t let the adjuncts read Camus anymore,” says factory manager Liu Kun.  He’s referring to the adjunct professors who labor in Foxconn’s newest factory, grading papers and lecturing via Skype for philosophy courses back in the United States.  Originally slated to produce LEDs, Foxconn Jinan was converted to a philosophy factory after American university administrators realized the potential of cheap Chinese labor.

Well, more like cheap “Chinese” labor.  The overwhelming majority of the adjuncts here are US citizens.  They packed their things, left their families and moved to China because “it was easier than finding a steady teaching job in America.”  So says Lauren Carr, a 28 year-old fresh out of graduate school.  “At least here, there’s no shortage of work to be done,” she adds, clearly one of the more optimistic workers at the site.

Carr works as she speaks, her nimble fingers rapidly grading the essays that pass before her on a conveyor belt.  She reads the introductions—just the introductions.  It’s more efficient to specialize like this, rather than have each adjunct try to fill all the roles that used to be considered part of teaching, let alone try to pursue teaching and research.  Eliminating the traditional on-campus positions in favor of the philosophy factory allows Foxconn to process each student in a matter of minutes.

The whole situation seems puzzling at first.  Why eliminate their previous positions just to rehire the adjuncts after they’ve moved to China?  “We were already paying them the minimum wage,” explains one university vice president who wishes to remain anonymous.  “Everyone’s thinking, ‘Why not outsource their jobs?’  The only problem was, there weren’t enough PhDs in cheap labor markets who were familiar with English-speaking academia.  Then someone had an idea.  Outsource the adjuncts themselves, rather than just their jobs. Brilliant.  Everyone loved it.  $5,000 bonus for that guy.”

Well, not everyone loved it.  Brendan Ruiz spent eight years in a PhD program and four years underemployed as an adjunct professor before coming to Jinan when Foxconn opened its factory here six months ago.  He threw himself to his death last Wednesday while on what he told his supervisor was a bathroom break.  The solution?  “More netting,” says Liu Kun.  “They’re sitting down all day, every day.  We didn’t think they could jump that far, given the usual muscle atrophy.”

Officially, Ruiz worked for the University of East Florida.  Asked about the incident, university spokesman Chad Engle denied that the suicide had anything to do with how the school treats its adjuncts.  “All of our faculty, whether tenure-track or not, are a valued part of this community,” Engle said from the UEF campus, 7,750 miles away in Daytona Beach.

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Three days later, I’m visiting UEF, walking along with a group of prospective students and their parents as they’re given a tour.  We see the dormitories, the administrative buildings, the libraries and all the rest.  One of the prospective students speaks up.  “Excuse me,” he says.  “This is all very nice, but where is the university?”

China, mostly.

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Written by fauxphilnews

March 2, 2012 at 7:09 am

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  1. Your Kripke story was hilarious, and the others were funny too. But this, honestly, is in horribly poor taste. Worker suicides at Foxconn are not jokes, and are not things to joke about. Keep this site funny, please delete this post. It’s a horrible misfire.

    Saddened

    March 2, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    • Poverty and starvation aren’t jokes, either, but A Modest Proposal is not thereby in poor taste. Swift isn’t making fun of the poor Irish, but rather of the wealthy English. Similarly, I’m not making fun of the Chinese workers, but rather of the factory managers and American university administrators who favor profitability over humane working conditions.

      Edit: I have, however, decided to remove the picture that originally accompanied the article, because it was the one part that I think my comment above didn’t clearly apply to.

      fauxphilnews

      March 2, 2012 at 7:46 pm

      • I don’t think your analogy really works. A Modest Proposal was about the Irish and was meant to show that the poverty and starvation of the Irish were unacceptable. Your article is about Foxconn employees, but isn’t meant to highlight the misery of actual Foxconn employees. Instead, the intended target is the (far less awful) plight of adjunct faculty. The comparison does kind of come off as trivializing the unbearable working conditions at Foxconn. Adjuncts are often in a really bad situation, but it’s nothing like an actual sweatshop. I’m not saying that I think you should take down the article, but just that your response to Saddened doesn’t quite hit the mark.

        Harry

        March 9, 2012 at 10:28 pm

      • Harry, I’m not claiming that my article is analogous to A Modest Proposal in the ways you bring up. I’m making only the limited claims that are explicit in my above comment. Those claims are: First, it doesn’t follow from the fact that x is not a joke that satire involving x is in poor taste; Second, like Swift, I’m not joking *about* the suffering individuals I allude to.

        As for the claim that the article trivializes working conditions at Foxconn: I agree with you that adjuncts don’t actually face working conditions anywhere near as bad as those at Foxconn, but the article does nothing to suggest otherwise. The article is, rather, hyperbole; it takes the profit-driven mentality of university administrators to unrealistic (for America) extremes to make a point in an entertaining way.

        fauxphilnews

        March 9, 2012 at 10:33 pm

  2. SOPA got shut down right…make jokes about whatever you want. This blog rules hard.

    Gladdened

    March 3, 2012 at 6:12 pm

  3. “This is all very nice, but where is the university?”

    Over there, by the customers’ yachts.

    (I hope the old Wall Street joke is widely familiar.)

    Porlock Junior

    March 19, 2012 at 8:16 pm

  4. I thought it was quite funny and do not feel it demeans the plight of Chinese industrial working class.

    One of my favorite quotes.
    “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
    – George Bernard Shaw

    Tony Duncan

    March 20, 2012 at 10:12 pm

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